I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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