There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
operation have a gay friend backfired
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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