i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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