ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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