The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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