guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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