In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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