Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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