pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize