we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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