You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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