i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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