how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i think i just lost a toe
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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