i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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