on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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