that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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