Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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