handjob tips. give me some.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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