Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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