I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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