Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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