Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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