Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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