I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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