The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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