Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i have herpe
just one?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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