We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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