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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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