Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My vagina just recognized that song.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
where are my eyebrows?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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