she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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