About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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