Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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