Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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