i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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