Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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