it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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