READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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