I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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