at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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