Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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