At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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