He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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