somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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