It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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