I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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