check it out our google latitudes are spooning
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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