he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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