Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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