1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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