So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im about as happy as oj after his trial
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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