New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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