Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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