brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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