like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
