i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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