ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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