You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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