I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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